It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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