Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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