Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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it glows. i had to have it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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