it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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