thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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