How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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