so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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