Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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