My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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