at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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