You made me cry and you don't even care
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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