I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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