I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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