Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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