Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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