i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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