How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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