jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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