we have officially lost it.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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