I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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