I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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