Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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