Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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