Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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