im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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