Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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