I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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