i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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