If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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