before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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