Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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