why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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