Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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