Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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