I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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