I seem to have left my pride at pride
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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