Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got inside last night via doggy door
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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