Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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