I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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