Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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