All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just found a bag of teeth...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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