she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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