Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
