just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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