i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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