why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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