You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
smell my finger.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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