we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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