whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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