He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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