Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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