Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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