Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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